if you give me a task with no deadline i will literally never do it but if you give me a deadline i will get it done exactly 1 hour before the deadline even if the deadline is in six years
when you wake up from a particularly disturbing dream and just stare at the ceiling for a while like what crevice of my mind did that even seep from
Literary baseball cards! Collect them all!
we’re here to fuck shit up
5-year-old girl raises hundreds of dollars selling lemonade in front of the Westboro Baptist Church.
Jayden’s fundraiser’s is also hosted oncrowdrise.com, which has already raised $10,165 as of Monday morning. From the page’s description:
Jayden, a 5 1/2 year old beautiful girl, will be selling lemonade on the front lawn of the Equality House with an ole’ fashioned lemonade stand. 100% of proceeds from the sales will go directly towards the work of Planting Peace. Let’s show Jayden how powerful philanthropy can be! Come on your lunch break, bring your kids, and have a good time with us!
Just realised that the British currency does this. Mind. Blown.
sssssssh
i don’t use punctuation
i use punktuation
isaac ‘can’t keep it in his pants’ lahey
Arctic Monkeys - Do I Wanna Know?
i fucking love the hannibal fandom like they don’t even try and explain themselves or defend hannibal they’re just so proud of the fact that their fandom is about eating people and shit its simultaneously adorable and real fucking terrifying
there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that call him Eugene and those that have no clue what I’m talking about
Jennifer Lawrence photographed by Theo Wenner